what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

girls and monochrome

so i broke the washer.

then i put my laptop on my bed and frame busted. 

and my mom is just telling me it’s my fault and essentially why my dad is going to hate me in the morning when she tells him. 


"Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door, and bring the fight to them. Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!"

 (via radiophile)


a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle



can you imagine Oliver having to show up at quidditch trials and say ‘anyone who’s here to try out for seeker better go back up to the castle because an 11 year old boy rode a broom for the first time today and McGonagall gave him the seeker position before asking me or letting me see him play sorry guys’

I’m literally watching that scene right now and now I can’t stop laughing


Imitating how bulgogi goes “자글자글” when it cooks ≧▽≦